09.06.2016, 04:08
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Ach komm, allein das 5-Sterne-Review ganz unten auf der ersten Review-Seite des Spiel-Eintrags auf GOG ist mega gut geschrieben!
"Let's not concern ourselves with the specifics of Jack Keane 2, as several comprehensive reviews have already gone into great detail. Rest assured, the experience of playing this game is roughly equivalent to ingesting every drug under the sun and coasting on Cloud 9 for the rest of your days. What really tipped the scales for me, though, is the string of good luck I've endured following my purchase of Jack Keane 2 during the Fall Insomnia sale. All my debts were pardoned. My bank account balance is building at an alarming rate. My mother called to inform me that she's getting back with my father after ten tumultuous years. And suddenly, literally everyone in town wanted to be my Facebook friend. I was busy accepting all these requests when my long-time girlfriend - now fiancée! - leaned into me and whispered into my ear, with words so sultry that they are simply not fit for print. One thing led to another, and let's just say my sex life hasn't been this good at any point in my 26 years of existence! Thank you, Jack Keane 2, for revitalizing and rejuvenating every facet of my life. Now that I'm getting laid again, there'll be no more Jack Keane off."
"No more Jack Keane off", "no more jerking off" Suuuper!!
Oder ein anderes Review aufgrund des Insomnia-Sales:
"There is no past. There is no future. There is only Jack Keane."
Noch eins:
"This game can only be compared to the light of god. I have wanted to see the Aurora Borealis my entire life but no longer desire to, as nothing can compare to the first playthrough of Jack Keane 2: The Fire within.
It was as if I had accomplished everything I’ve ever wanted to accomplish, and I could live freely and happy for the rest of my life. I’ve been thinking about painting the moment to memorialize the liberation so that the unfortunate few that haven't experienced the pure bliss could bask in its greatness, but I believe it would be to beautiful for human eyes to view. It's a modern marvel of fiction, and beyond any doubt a new era of interactive media will open it's doors to reveal a new and bright future ahead of us.
Thank you Jack Keane. May your name be etched in the hardest of stones and be remembered as your golden throne will remained unclaimed for millennia"
"Let's not concern ourselves with the specifics of Jack Keane 2, as several comprehensive reviews have already gone into great detail. Rest assured, the experience of playing this game is roughly equivalent to ingesting every drug under the sun and coasting on Cloud 9 for the rest of your days. What really tipped the scales for me, though, is the string of good luck I've endured following my purchase of Jack Keane 2 during the Fall Insomnia sale. All my debts were pardoned. My bank account balance is building at an alarming rate. My mother called to inform me that she's getting back with my father after ten tumultuous years. And suddenly, literally everyone in town wanted to be my Facebook friend. I was busy accepting all these requests when my long-time girlfriend - now fiancée! - leaned into me and whispered into my ear, with words so sultry that they are simply not fit for print. One thing led to another, and let's just say my sex life hasn't been this good at any point in my 26 years of existence! Thank you, Jack Keane 2, for revitalizing and rejuvenating every facet of my life. Now that I'm getting laid again, there'll be no more Jack Keane off."
"No more Jack Keane off", "no more jerking off" Suuuper!!
Oder ein anderes Review aufgrund des Insomnia-Sales:
"There is no past. There is no future. There is only Jack Keane."
Noch eins:
"This game can only be compared to the light of god. I have wanted to see the Aurora Borealis my entire life but no longer desire to, as nothing can compare to the first playthrough of Jack Keane 2: The Fire within.
It was as if I had accomplished everything I’ve ever wanted to accomplish, and I could live freely and happy for the rest of my life. I’ve been thinking about painting the moment to memorialize the liberation so that the unfortunate few that haven't experienced the pure bliss could bask in its greatness, but I believe it would be to beautiful for human eyes to view. It's a modern marvel of fiction, and beyond any doubt a new era of interactive media will open it's doors to reveal a new and bright future ahead of us.
Thank you Jack Keane. May your name be etched in the hardest of stones and be remembered as your golden throne will remained unclaimed for millennia"